Right Retro orbital pain

Malaysian antics of the day.

Scene 1.At CIMB Jalan Raja Laut.
Guard: Kak,tak bleh lalu sini(pedestrian walk besides CIMB)
Kak : Saya nak tumpang lalu je,nak pergi situ(pointing across the road)
Guard:Kak lalu sebelah sana je..(pointing back at where we came from)
Kak : Situ tak bleh lalu.Ada dawai.Sangkut,luka nanti..kalo boleh saya dah lalu sana dah...(beginning to feel irritated)
Guard: Masuk SOGO balik la..keluar ikut SOGO
Kak :(bodoh ke ape guard ni?)Ler..saya dah sampai sini.Nak lalu je,bukan nak buat ape pon.bukan nak mencuri...
Guard:Tak bleh la kak..(another fren came behind him)
Guard2:Nak gi mana kak?
Kak : Nak gi seberang jalan tu je..
Guard2:ok kak,lalu je la sini..
Kak :(crossed the line)(turns at the first guard)tak rugi kan?tak rosak ape pon...
Guard: dah bagi jalan cakap macam tu pulak...
Kak :(with aunt walked straight and never look behind)
Guard2:(shouting)Assalamualaikum!
Kak :(determined to be rude and ignored)
Guard2:salam pun tak jawab...

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Scene 2.At Mydin.
Two staffs at the front door trying to wrap everything in plastic to avoid theft.
Cik kak gave her shopping bags to one staffs to be wrapped in plastic.(being cooperative)
Lady staff : Beg tangan besar kene bubuh plastik.
Cik kak : habis tu,macam mana nak ambil dompet nk bayar?
Lady staff : bukak la beg ambil dompet..
Cik kak :(thinking.if this lady asked to wrapped the bag how to retrieve the purse?)
takkan nak pegang purse kat luar?beg letak dlm plastik?
Lady staff : (mumbles somthing) kalau hilang purse hp kami tak bertanggungjawab..tu baca peraturan yg ditampal tu..
Cik kak :(wondered who's the idiot who came up with this rules)Peliknya..
(took out her purse and hp out of her bag before the bag was sealed by the stupid plastic wrapped)
Guy staff : takyah bawak keluar purse ngan hp tu..
Cik kak :(stared irritatedly)kalau saya nak bayar mcm mana? (and walked off)

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Scene 3.At Teddy tales.

Cik kak : (pointing to various size of pencil case to a staff who religiously follows her around)
Pensil box ni beza saiz ye?beza sgt ke?
Staff : (stared silently)
Cik kak :(Can't this malaysian understand malay at least?)(trying to accomodate her with English)Is there a big difference from this pencil case to this one?(showing to her)
Staff : (stared again?)
Cik kak :ooookkkkk....
Staff :(still following my backside)